PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book